And you guys call me immature? I’m like the most grown up grownup ever!
unimportant fanfic written for own amusement:
important essay due tomorrow:
He is in denial about no longer fitting in his favorite puppy napping spots
This is how you feminist ally.
I love video games because you’re always on an important quest that is very time limited but you can dick around places for as long as you want like yeah sure my sister has been kidnapped but I need to spend three hours exploring this dungeon to make sure I don’t miss any treasure